OPERATION: DIGITAL DOMINATION! (PRIMARY DIRECTIVES!)
LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THESE ARE OUR MAIN GOALS TO SECURE VICTORY ON THE DIGITAL BATTLEFIELD!
OFFENSIVE STRATEGIES:
PHASE 1: MAINTAIN AND EXPAND THIS WEBSITE WITH MAXIMUM FREEDOM AND EXPLOSIONS OF TEXT!
PHASE 2: MASTER THE ART OF ROCKET JUMPING... IN HTML! (STILL CLASSIFIED, DON'T ASK!)
PHASE 3: CONTINUE ADVANCED SHOVEL COMBAT TRAINING FOR ALL RECRUITS! IT'S VERSATILE, IT'S DEADLY, IT'S AMERICAN!
PHASE 4: CONDUCT ONGOING RECONNAISSANCE OF ALL DIGITAL TERRITORIES! CURRENT TARGET: THE "REUNION7" PROJECT – A CUSTOM OS OPERATION AIMING TO REVIVE CLASSIC WINDOWS 7 AESTHETICS ON MODERN SYSTEMS! THEIR KNOWN COORDINATES ARE REUNION7.COM! GATHER INTEL ON THEIR TACTICS AND REPORT BACK!
PHASE 5: ??? (A TRUE SOLDIER IS ALWAYS DEVELOPING NEW STRATEGIES! THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR FUTURE GENIUS!)
PHASE 6: ACHIEVE TOTAL GLOBAL INTERNET VICTORY! (AND THEN, WE FEAST! PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!)
MISCELLANEOUS OBJECTIVES & OFF-DUTY RECON!
EVEN A SOLDIER NEEDS... OTHER THINGS TO DO! THESE ARE SUPPORTING MISSIONS AND AREAS OF INTEREST!
- PROJECT RANDOM THUNDER: EXPANDING THIS WEBSITE WITH MORE SECTIONS – MAYBE JUST FOR RANDOM STUFF THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YET! EVERY PIECE OF LAND IS VALUABLE, EVEN IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BUILD ON IT IMMEDIATELY!
- OPERATION CUSTOM THUNDER: EXPLORING DIFFERENT CUSTOM OS PROJECTS AND SEEING WHAT THE COMMUNITY COMES UP WITH! WE MUST UNDERSTAND ALL FORMS OF DIGITAL TERRAIN AND THE WEAPONS (SOFTWARE) THEY DEPLOY! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, AND POWER WINS WARS!
- KEEPING UP WITH THE LATEST IN PC HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE! A SOLDIER'S EQUIPMENT MUST ALWAYS BE TOP-TIER!
- LEARNING MORE ABOUT WEB DEVELOPMENT! SHARPENING OUR DIGITAL WEAPONS!
IF YOU MAGGOTS HAVE IDEAS FOR "PROJECT RANDOM THUNDER" OR INTEL ON NEW "CUSTOM THUNDER" FRONTS, REPORT IT THROUGH APPROPRIATE CHANNELS! (NOT BY SHOUTING IT ACROSS THE BATTLEFIELD!)
